I hate footballers...

I hate footballers in Union Terrace Gardens!

Pished ones, that blat the ball into people and pretend to be apologetic... you know, slightly wiry (they'd go off if you confronted them) and slightly drunk, because they sneak their booze in, when you aren't supposed to... I saw three people get a ball pinged off them in 1/2 an hour - perhaps concreting over it is a good idea. ho ho (kidding..KIDDING).